SOUTH CAROLINA SNUGGLER
You: Collared shirt, khakis, obsessed with monkeys, at Conch House Memorial Day weekend. Me: Black helter top, white shorts, huge sunglasses, answers to monkey. Wish we could cuddle in a twin bed with wallpaper of cartoon surfing dogs.
I came into the clink to visit a friend, and I only saw your beautiful blue eyes. I was the green-eyed devil. Let’s meet for drinks, and I may well let you lock me up!